Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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