Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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