only if we run a train.
done.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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