You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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