how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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