I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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