We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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