No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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