Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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