Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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