Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
