it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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