You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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