Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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