Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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