farters have to be the big spoon...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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