I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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