I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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