Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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