Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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