I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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