just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I am one with the molecules
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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