my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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