I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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