Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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