Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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