In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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