found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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