She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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