normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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