First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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