Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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