My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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