I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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