He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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