i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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