i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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