The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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