Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Green mimosas i think yes
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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