my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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