I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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