talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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