I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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