It's Friday. Sex?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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