Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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