How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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