Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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