on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Of course I have a pirate flag
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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