I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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