He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
