i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
