whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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