your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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