I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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