Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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