i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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