What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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