Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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