it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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