If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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